Hello citizen! I'm Christiane.
I enjoy the finer things in life.
Like cheese puffs.
And crying over Seth rogan while eating cheese puffs.
When I'm not drowning my feelings in imitation cheddar cheese I'm available for commissions.
I can be reached in my ask box or by loudly singing 'living in the sunlight' to the waning crescent moon.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”